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alt-j:

ppl on this website be like your grades don’t measure your intelligence but whether or not you drink tea and like dr. who does

unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

oomshi:

do me for the vine

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
spencerspocketcondom:

my kind of biscuit

spencerspocketcondom:

my kind of biscuit

clannyphantom:

What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder

nothingbutflawless:

I’m jealous of girls that are super gorgeous. The ones that everyone always wants to be around, the friend everyone wants to have. The one that everyone looks at and thinks “damn she’s beautiful.” The ones that have a naturally cute laugh, a perfect smile, the ones with cute clothes and that look perfect all the time.

cahrroty:

lazuh:

palmist:

60s-girl:

cobainly:

agirlnamedboy:

iris-livia:

Audrey Hepburn en pointe.

her smile though!

Oh Audrey

OMG i love thiss, so much. audrey hepburn is so amazing. i love that there’s this many notes on this too.

I honestly love her

Everyone needs audrey hepburn on their blog

I can never scroll by and not reblog this. Audry Hepburn en pointe isssss amazinggggg and an inspiration

cahrroty:

lazuh:

palmist:

60s-girl:

cobainly:

agirlnamedboy:

iris-livia:

Audrey Hepburn en pointe.

her smile though!

Oh Audrey

OMG i love thiss, so much. audrey hepburn is so amazing. i love that there’s this many notes on this too.

I honestly love her

Everyone needs audrey hepburn on their blog

I can never scroll by and not reblog this. Audry Hepburn en pointe isssss amazinggggg and an inspiration

earthnation:

very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them

getyourassbeat:

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains