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zufallstreffer:

astrosloth2016:

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

meladoodle:

the only thing ‘not safe for work’ around here is that giant lava pit in the middle of the office! who the HELL put that there

yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

spaghettl:

on my grave i want VIP not RIP

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

dadspy:

*smokes pocky stick* yep i remember MY first yaoi 

robotmango:

"keep an eye on him. keep two eyes on him. send me photos with your camera phone. i know how those work now. i will expect hourly updates sam make sure he eats enough vegetables you know how he is. make sure he has enough blankets."

sassively:

exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:

Things that need to be more affordable:

-plane tickets

-whole, natural foods

-gas

-workout clothing

-phone bills

-University (education) tuition

Things that need to be more expensive:

-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket

-cigarettes

-alcohol

more things that need to be more affordable:

-tampons/pads

-bras

-medical treatment

-concert tickets

more things that need to be more expensive:

-fines on DUIs

-crocs

sexualfavours:

me fail english? thats unpossible

follovved:

blazekinn:

follovved:

i may be ugly and untalented

but…?

thats all

zaeynmalik:

driver roll up the partition 

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