i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
- Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
- Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
- Brother: Really?
- Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
- Brother: ???
- Me: ... fine as hell.
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR ALMOST A MONTH FOR THE EYE DOCTOR TO CALL AND TELL ME MY GLASSES WERE IN AND APPARENTLY THEY CALLED OVER A WEEK AGO AND M Y MOM JUST NOW TOLD ME
bet you didnt see that coming
wanting to talk to someone really bad
but they ignore your message
and you see them talking to other people
middle school vs high school
hey guys, the krusty krab 2 opens today!
these two boys from my class went dressed today as that psycho from scream and no-face from spirited away. they started making out right in front of everyone. it was the most disturbing thing i’ve ever seen.
just when i thought things couldn’t get any weirder, the scooby-doo gang showed up and jason joined scream and no-face
wtf kinda school is this
obviously a school I should have attended in my younger years
45 MINUTES TO GET ALL DRESSED UP WE AINT EVEN GONNA MAKE IT TO THIS CLUB
- I don’t know the original source/artist/poet. Found it on net and sharing.
when none of ur internet friends are online
- falling asleep on someone’s chest
- wrapping your arms around each other
- synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
- falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
- forehead kissies and murmured affections
- MONSTER TRUCKS