Happens all the time.
i feel like ppl dont appreciate how hard ive worked to strike the perfect balance between self deprecating humour and very exaggerated vanity
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
Teens always look terrified as customers.
I am always terrified as a customer.
attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand
friend: you speak french?
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant
- me: damn i need to save my money
- me: *spends $200 in a week*
NOT FOOL WITH ME
- me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
- me: is that the sun
- My friend: *showing me a boy at my age* What do you think?
- Me: Ugly. Where's his dad?
i know why I’m so obsessive… my mum moved to London just for Paul McCartney from the Beatles
she snuck into his garden
she stole his flower pot
roughly 20 years later and she still counts it as one of her greatest achievements